Friday, September 17, 2010
Sunday, September 12, 2010
how to love someone from A to Z!!!
A——Accept（接受）
“世上没有十全十美的人”。记着，你爱他，就必须接受他 的一切，甚至他的缺点。
B——belief（信任）
不信任对方，经常以怀疑的口吻盘问对方，这种互相猜度的爱情就只有分手下场。
C——care（关心）
关心的程度正好表现你对他的重视程度，间或打个电话给他关心地问候一句：“工作辛苦吗？”又或者发短信给他：“天气凉了，别忘了加衣”。
这些关心未必有实际用途，但起码能令对方暖在心头。
D——digest（理解）
我们不是圣人，总有情绪起伏的时候，若对方是“凸”的时候，你何不做“凹”去忍耐一下他，安慰一下他呢。
E——everlasting（永恒）
永远有多远用心去创造
F——freedom（自由）
纵然已婚，也应给予对方应有自由及保持秘密的权利。你的另一半不是你的终生奴隶，不要让他认为跟你结婚就等于被困笼中。
G——give（付出）
爱情这样东西不一定是你付出“一”，便会收回“一”。但不付出，便一定没有收获。对你的爱人，应有如对自己一样，毫无保留地付出，这才算得上真爱。
H——heart（心）
爱情最重要的道具是心，你必须真心对待，用心去爱。没有心，又怎称得上真心相爱？
I——independence（独立）
甜言蜜语的人会说：“我是为了你而生。”其实，每个人都有自己的生存意义，不应过分依赖对方，成为对方的沉重负担，甚至累赘。
j——jealousy（妒忌）
适当的妒忌、呷醋能表示你对对方的重视，但切记是合情合理的呷醋；反之，毫不讲理，大发雷霆地呷醋，必惹反感。
K——kiss（吻）
一吻胜过千言万语，轻轻的一吻已能代表你惜她、爱护他，所以请不要吝啬你的红唇。
l——love（爱）
都说是爱情，没有爱又怎会有情呢？爱跟喜欢不同，爱一个人，你必定愿意为他做任何事，这是最高的境界。亲时不妨跟对方说句“我爱你”，担保比任何礼物来得甜蜜开心。
M——mature（成熟）
为什么一般人的初恋总会无声无色地惨败，因为年轻人多恋爱得较幼稚。况且，没有一个人会喜欢对方长年没头没脑地蹦蹦跳跳。
人成熟一点，你的爱情便会早熟一点，直到开花结果。
N——natural（自然）
很多人初拍拖时都会把一切的缺点隐藏起来，变成另一个人。日子久了，缺点才一箩箩地出现，令对方吃不消。其实，不做作，流于自然的爱情才是细水长流的。
O——observe（观察）
经常细心观察爱侣的喜好，不但能更了解对方，更能给他惊喜。那份心意必定比礼物来得珍贵。
P——protect（保护）
做男朋友的当然要保护女朋友，但做女朋友的亦要保护对方的尊严，不应容许别人中伤、侮辱你的另一半。
Q——quarter（宽大）
宽大是基本的要诀，对爱侣的错误，以宽大的态度原谅他，因为你是最爱他的人。
R——receive（接收）
对于爱侣为你所做的，请不要表现得无动于衷，令他气馁。他付出，你便应以欣赏的态度去接受，这才能令感情更进一步。
S——share（分享）
爱他，就必能与她分享他的喜与哀，这是作为一个伴侣最简单的责任。
T——tender（温柔）
歌仔都有唱《Love me tender》啦！爱人当然要温柔地爱，因为男人女人缺乏温柔都不可爱~
U——understand（明白）
不明白对方的想法，对方跟你说话，你永远只独自发呆，那就是一段缺乏沟通的爱情。多站在对方立场，将心比心地想，必定能更了解你的另一半。
V——veracity（诚实）
对爱情，必须一百倍的诚实，你也不想你的另一半是个“大话精”吧！时常互相欺骗的感情又怎能天长地久呢。
W——wait（等待）
等是维系一段感情的基本元素。最重要的是你要与他同步成长，同步走完这段人生路，千万不可一个走先，遗下另一半在后面。
X——“X”（乘法符号）
把你对他的爱每天以倍数地乘上去，爱情自然变成无限大，爱情走也走不掉。
Y——yearn（想念）
工作或不在一起时，不妨多想念对方，或致电或传呼他说句“我很挂念你”必能令对方甜在心头。
Z——zest（热情）
像小龙女般虽然貌若天仙，却冷若冰霜的情人，除了杨过，相信都没有人愿意跟她一生一世。所以，有伴侣的，适当的热情能加添不少乐趣，但切忌过分热情。
“世上没有十全十美的人”。记着，你爱他，就必须接受他 的一切，甚至他的缺点。
B——belief（信任）
不信任对方，经常以怀疑的口吻盘问对方，这种互相猜度的爱情就只有分手下场。
C——care（关心）
关心的程度正好表现你对他的重视程度，间或打个电话给他关心地问候一句：“工作辛苦吗？”又或者发短信给他：“天气凉了，别忘了加衣”。
这些关心未必有实际用途，但起码能令对方暖在心头。
D——digest（理解）
我们不是圣人，总有情绪起伏的时候，若对方是“凸”的时候，你何不做“凹”去忍耐一下他，安慰一下他呢。
E——everlasting（永恒）
永远有多远用心去创造
F——freedom（自由）
纵然已婚，也应给予对方应有自由及保持秘密的权利。你的另一半不是你的终生奴隶，不要让他认为跟你结婚就等于被困笼中。
G——give（付出）
爱情这样东西不一定是你付出“一”，便会收回“一”。但不付出，便一定没有收获。对你的爱人，应有如对自己一样，毫无保留地付出，这才算得上真爱。
H——heart（心）
爱情最重要的道具是心，你必须真心对待，用心去爱。没有心，又怎称得上真心相爱？
I——independence（独立）
甜言蜜语的人会说：“我是为了你而生。”其实，每个人都有自己的生存意义，不应过分依赖对方，成为对方的沉重负担，甚至累赘。
j——jealousy（妒忌）
适当的妒忌、呷醋能表示你对对方的重视，但切记是合情合理的呷醋；反之，毫不讲理，大发雷霆地呷醋，必惹反感。
K——kiss（吻）
一吻胜过千言万语，轻轻的一吻已能代表你惜她、爱护他，所以请不要吝啬你的红唇。
l——love（爱）
都说是爱情，没有爱又怎会有情呢？爱跟喜欢不同，爱一个人，你必定愿意为他做任何事，这是最高的境界。亲时不妨跟对方说句“我爱你”，担保比任何礼物来得甜蜜开心。
M——mature（成熟）
为什么一般人的初恋总会无声无色地惨败，因为年轻人多恋爱得较幼稚。况且，没有一个人会喜欢对方长年没头没脑地蹦蹦跳跳。
人成熟一点，你的爱情便会早熟一点，直到开花结果。
N——natural（自然）
很多人初拍拖时都会把一切的缺点隐藏起来，变成另一个人。日子久了，缺点才一箩箩地出现，令对方吃不消。其实，不做作，流于自然的爱情才是细水长流的。
O——observe（观察）
经常细心观察爱侣的喜好，不但能更了解对方，更能给他惊喜。那份心意必定比礼物来得珍贵。
P——protect（保护）
做男朋友的当然要保护女朋友，但做女朋友的亦要保护对方的尊严，不应容许别人中伤、侮辱你的另一半。
Q——quarter（宽大）
宽大是基本的要诀，对爱侣的错误，以宽大的态度原谅他，因为你是最爱他的人。
R——receive（接收）
对于爱侣为你所做的，请不要表现得无动于衷，令他气馁。他付出，你便应以欣赏的态度去接受，这才能令感情更进一步。
S——share（分享）
爱他，就必能与她分享他的喜与哀，这是作为一个伴侣最简单的责任。
T——tender（温柔）
歌仔都有唱《Love me tender》啦！爱人当然要温柔地爱，因为男人女人缺乏温柔都不可爱~
U——understand（明白）
不明白对方的想法，对方跟你说话，你永远只独自发呆，那就是一段缺乏沟通的爱情。多站在对方立场，将心比心地想，必定能更了解你的另一半。
V——veracity（诚实）
对爱情，必须一百倍的诚实，你也不想你的另一半是个“大话精”吧！时常互相欺骗的感情又怎能天长地久呢。
W——wait（等待）
等是维系一段感情的基本元素。最重要的是你要与他同步成长，同步走完这段人生路，千万不可一个走先，遗下另一半在后面。
X——“X”（乘法符号）
把你对他的爱每天以倍数地乘上去，爱情自然变成无限大，爱情走也走不掉。
Y——yearn（想念）
工作或不在一起时，不妨多想念对方，或致电或传呼他说句“我很挂念你”必能令对方甜在心头。
Z——zest（热情）
像小龙女般虽然貌若天仙，却冷若冰霜的情人，除了杨过，相信都没有人愿意跟她一生一世。所以，有伴侣的，适当的热情能加添不少乐趣，但切忌过分热情。
Everything about Math!^^
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
______________________________
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
_____________________________
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
_____________________________
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
_____________________________
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
______________________________
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
______________________________
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
_____________________________
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
_____________________________
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
______________________________
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
_____________________________
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
_____________________________
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
_____________________________
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
______________________________
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
______________________________
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
_____________________________
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
_____________________________
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
好男人全是因为被女人伤害后才开始变坏的吗?看看吧...
女人，有些事你们真的不知道！
你们总是抱怨没有好男人，你们错了。
好男人全是在被女人伤过后，才学的变坏！
你们总是抱怨自己的男人优点太少，不能让你们满意！你们错了
十全十美的人根本就没有。只要他有责任心，有一颗爱你在乎你的心就够了！
帅气＋幽默＋有钱＋真心＋浪漫，就是你们心中的完美情人吧。
自己想要真有那样的人，他会爱上你吗？
你们怪男人的脾气大，本事小，没有能力让你们活在高层的社会。
想你们为男人做过什麽？安慰？患难？
还是丢下一句对不起，我们不合适的话,然后转身离开呢？
你们总是觉得有个男人爱你，在乎你是应该的。
你们可以随便抛洒自己的不满，说出伤人到底的话。
你们到底懂不懂什麽是爱？
难道感情的压迫真的会让你们过的很舒服？
不要等爱你的男人离开后，在哭着说自己错了。
那时的后悔真的晚了。
你们失恋了，会找自己的好朋友吐苦水，然后在大哭一场，之后就又可以说爱了！
可是男人呢？他能找谁倾诉呢？
他只能在没人的角落裏，抽着烟默默的落泪，
在夕阳下回忆曾经相爱时的情景，
或许在回忆的瞬间裏，才能感受到爱的含义！
但他在真爱的世界裏，剩下的仅仅是回忆！
在男人没有被伤害过之前，他们会遵守自己承诺的任何誓言。
但是男人真的爱过后，且被伤的很深，那你就不要期望男人会说爱情诺言的保险话了。
即使说过了，那也是有水分的！
不要怪他，这是上天所赐的无法改变的，男人的爱只有一次！
其实每个男孩，本来都是想做一个感情专一的好男人的。
其实每个男孩，本来看女孩子都是看脸而不是胸部的。
其实每个男孩，本来都是不会讲黄色笑话的。
其实每个男孩，本来都是渴望爱一个人直到永远的。
只是，没有任何女孩爱这样的男孩，她们觉得这样的男孩太幼稚，太古板，没有情趣。
于是男孩开始改变，变成女孩喜欢的那种嘴角挂着坏坏的笑,玩世不恭或者幽默。
开始学会说甜言蜜语而不是心里想说的话，
开始学会假装关心，
学会给女孩送小礼物讨好她、学会如何追求，如何把握爱情。
或者看破红尘，游戏情场，成为女人恨恨的那种男人。
他们可以很容易俘获女孩子的心 但是他们也会在黑的夜里叼着烟流泪。
心里有爱的时候，没有女孩.有了女孩，却永远没有了爱的感觉。
在听到女人抱怨世上没有一个好男人时候，他们不会再去努力做个好男人，只是微笑着擦肩 而过。
你们总是抱怨没有好男人，你们错了。
好男人全是在被女人伤过后，才学的变坏！
你们总是抱怨自己的男人优点太少，不能让你们满意！你们错了
十全十美的人根本就没有。只要他有责任心，有一颗爱你在乎你的心就够了！
帅气＋幽默＋有钱＋真心＋浪漫，就是你们心中的完美情人吧。
自己想要真有那样的人，他会爱上你吗？
你们怪男人的脾气大，本事小，没有能力让你们活在高层的社会。
想你们为男人做过什麽？安慰？患难？
还是丢下一句对不起，我们不合适的话,然后转身离开呢？
你们总是觉得有个男人爱你，在乎你是应该的。
你们可以随便抛洒自己的不满，说出伤人到底的话。
你们到底懂不懂什麽是爱？
难道感情的压迫真的会让你们过的很舒服？
不要等爱你的男人离开后，在哭着说自己错了。
那时的后悔真的晚了。
你们失恋了，会找自己的好朋友吐苦水，然后在大哭一场，之后就又可以说爱了！
可是男人呢？他能找谁倾诉呢？
他只能在没人的角落裏，抽着烟默默的落泪，
在夕阳下回忆曾经相爱时的情景，
或许在回忆的瞬间裏，才能感受到爱的含义！
但他在真爱的世界裏，剩下的仅仅是回忆！
在男人没有被伤害过之前，他们会遵守自己承诺的任何誓言。
但是男人真的爱过后，且被伤的很深，那你就不要期望男人会说爱情诺言的保险话了。
即使说过了，那也是有水分的！
不要怪他，这是上天所赐的无法改变的，男人的爱只有一次！
其实每个男孩，本来都是想做一个感情专一的好男人的。
其实每个男孩，本来看女孩子都是看脸而不是胸部的。
其实每个男孩，本来都是不会讲黄色笑话的。
其实每个男孩，本来都是渴望爱一个人直到永远的。
只是，没有任何女孩爱这样的男孩，她们觉得这样的男孩太幼稚，太古板，没有情趣。
于是男孩开始改变，变成女孩喜欢的那种嘴角挂着坏坏的笑,玩世不恭或者幽默。
开始学会说甜言蜜语而不是心里想说的话，
开始学会假装关心，
学会给女孩送小礼物讨好她、学会如何追求，如何把握爱情。
或者看破红尘，游戏情场，成为女人恨恨的那种男人。
他们可以很容易俘获女孩子的心 但是他们也会在黑的夜里叼着烟流泪。
心里有爱的时候，没有女孩.有了女孩，却永远没有了爱的感觉。
在听到女人抱怨世上没有一个好男人时候，他们不会再去努力做个好男人，只是微笑着擦肩 而过。
每句话都可以品半辈!XD
1，老鼠嘲笑猫的时候，身旁必有一个洞。
2，站在山顶和站在山脚下的两人，虽然地位不同，但在对方眼里，同样的渺小。
3，路的尽头，仍然是路，只要你愿意走。
4，使我们不快乐的，都是一些芝麻小事，我们可以躲闪一头大象，却躲不开一只苍蝇。
5，最好的与最坏的创造了历史，平庸之辈则繁衍了种族。
6，在这世上惟一件事比别人议论更糟，那就是无人议论你。
7，成功便是站起比倒下多一次。
8，失败并不意味你浪费了时间和生命。失败表明你有理由重新开始。
9，人生中有时不去冒险比冒险更危险。
10，所有的人都站在一边并不一定是好事，譬如他们都站在船的一边。
11，许多人爬到了梯子的顶端，却发现梯子架错了墙。
12，偶然的成功比失败更可怕。
13，才华其实就是把与人相同的聪明用到与众不同的地方。
14，状态是干出来的，而不是等出来的。
15，道歉是为将来再次冒犯打下伏笔。
16，所谓百依百顺，就是为了某种不可告人的目的在未完成前，所表现的不同寻常的耐心。
17，所谓儿童不宜，其实就是大人们令人感动地把犯错误的危险留给了自己。
18，打算开创新事业时，十人中有一两人赞成时就可开始，以免太迟。
19，在敌人面前，谁先镇定下来，谁就离胜利不远了。
20，所有的人都是平凡的，有些人因知道这一点而真正成了平凡的人。
21，乞丐就是一种向你的良心征税的人。
22，所谓大难不死，就是有了灾祸之后，得到的不是同情，而是莫名其妙的祝贺。
23，处在社交圈中是一种烦恼，而超脱出来简直是一场悲剧。
24，厌倦，就是一个人吃完盘子里的食物后对盘子的感情。
25，买保险――用不上时痛苦，用上时更痛苦。
26，知识是一种使求知者吃得越多越觉得饿的粮食。
27，爱情是会沉底的，在平淡的日子里，最重要的是经常轻轻晃一晃盛装爱情的“水杯”。
28，战争：用舌头解不开就用牙齿咬吧！
29，憎恨别人就像为了逮住一只耗子而不惜烧毁你自己的房子。但耗子不一定逮到了。
30，每个人的一生都有许多梦想，但如果其中一个不断搅扰着你，剩下的就仅仅是行动了。
31，世上只有想不通的人，没有走不通的路。
32，幸运之神的降临，往往只是因为你多看了一眼，多想了一下，多走了一步。
33，失败发生在彻底的放弃之后。
34，所谓敌人，不过是那些迫使我们自己变得强大的人。
35，胆怯的人在危险前被吓住了；懦弱的人在危险中被吓住了；勇敢的人在危险过后被吓住了。
36，使人疲惫的不是远方的高山，而是鞋里的一粒沙子。
37，家庭的幸福需夫妻共同努力，而破坏它，一人就够了。
38，最了解你的人有时不是你的朋友，而是你的敌人。
39，你若不想做，会找一个或无数个借口；你若想做，会想一个或无数个办法。
40，看一个人的心术，看他的眼神；看一个人的身价，看他的对手；看一个人的底牌，看他的朋友。
41，世上有三种人：一是良心被狗吃了的人，二是良心没被狗吃的人，三是良心连狗都不吃的人。
42，山盟海誓是一种经常让高山和海洋领受尴尬的重量级承诺。
43，给猴一棵树，给虎一座山---――用人之道
44，你不理财，财不理你。45，不要同一个傻瓜争辩，否则别人会搞不清到底谁是傻瓜。
45，你可以先知先觉地领导产业，后知后觉地苦苦追赶，或不知不觉地被淘汰。
46，加班加点，废寝忘食有时很可能是不具备效率和工作能力的表现。
47，做父母是个专业性很强的职业，可大部分的父母未经任何培训就上岗了。
48，凡向鳄鱼池内投掷物品者，必须下池自己捡回―--―肯尼亚天然动物园告示。
49，当你想丢点什么的时候请想想，千万别丢脸--――成都垃圾箱，果皮箱上语。
50，凡是上了年纪的人，大多是反对的太多，商议的太久，行动的太迟，后悔的太早。
51，做生意的过程就是一个不断怂恿别人放松警惕，而自己保持高度警惕的过程。
52，打工者做工，小老板做事，中老板做市，大老板做势――你是哪一种？
53，成功是一种观念，致富是一种义务，快乐是一种权力。
54，聪明人能洞察事物未来的发展趋势。他们在发洪水之前养鸭，而不是养鸡。
55，两种人无药可救：一是不服从命令的人，二是惟命是从的人。
2，站在山顶和站在山脚下的两人，虽然地位不同，但在对方眼里，同样的渺小。
3，路的尽头，仍然是路，只要你愿意走。
4，使我们不快乐的，都是一些芝麻小事，我们可以躲闪一头大象，却躲不开一只苍蝇。
5，最好的与最坏的创造了历史，平庸之辈则繁衍了种族。
6，在这世上惟一件事比别人议论更糟，那就是无人议论你。
7，成功便是站起比倒下多一次。
8，失败并不意味你浪费了时间和生命。失败表明你有理由重新开始。
9，人生中有时不去冒险比冒险更危险。
10，所有的人都站在一边并不一定是好事，譬如他们都站在船的一边。
11，许多人爬到了梯子的顶端，却发现梯子架错了墙。
12，偶然的成功比失败更可怕。
13，才华其实就是把与人相同的聪明用到与众不同的地方。
14，状态是干出来的，而不是等出来的。
15，道歉是为将来再次冒犯打下伏笔。
16，所谓百依百顺，就是为了某种不可告人的目的在未完成前，所表现的不同寻常的耐心。
17，所谓儿童不宜，其实就是大人们令人感动地把犯错误的危险留给了自己。
18，打算开创新事业时，十人中有一两人赞成时就可开始，以免太迟。
19，在敌人面前，谁先镇定下来，谁就离胜利不远了。
20，所有的人都是平凡的，有些人因知道这一点而真正成了平凡的人。
21，乞丐就是一种向你的良心征税的人。
22，所谓大难不死，就是有了灾祸之后，得到的不是同情，而是莫名其妙的祝贺。
23，处在社交圈中是一种烦恼，而超脱出来简直是一场悲剧。
24，厌倦，就是一个人吃完盘子里的食物后对盘子的感情。
25，买保险――用不上时痛苦，用上时更痛苦。
26，知识是一种使求知者吃得越多越觉得饿的粮食。
27，爱情是会沉底的，在平淡的日子里，最重要的是经常轻轻晃一晃盛装爱情的“水杯”。
28，战争：用舌头解不开就用牙齿咬吧！
29，憎恨别人就像为了逮住一只耗子而不惜烧毁你自己的房子。但耗子不一定逮到了。
30，每个人的一生都有许多梦想，但如果其中一个不断搅扰着你，剩下的就仅仅是行动了。
31，世上只有想不通的人，没有走不通的路。
32，幸运之神的降临，往往只是因为你多看了一眼，多想了一下，多走了一步。
33，失败发生在彻底的放弃之后。
34，所谓敌人，不过是那些迫使我们自己变得强大的人。
35，胆怯的人在危险前被吓住了；懦弱的人在危险中被吓住了；勇敢的人在危险过后被吓住了。
36，使人疲惫的不是远方的高山，而是鞋里的一粒沙子。
37，家庭的幸福需夫妻共同努力，而破坏它，一人就够了。
38，最了解你的人有时不是你的朋友，而是你的敌人。
39，你若不想做，会找一个或无数个借口；你若想做，会想一个或无数个办法。
40，看一个人的心术，看他的眼神；看一个人的身价，看他的对手；看一个人的底牌，看他的朋友。
41，世上有三种人：一是良心被狗吃了的人，二是良心没被狗吃的人，三是良心连狗都不吃的人。
42，山盟海誓是一种经常让高山和海洋领受尴尬的重量级承诺。
43，给猴一棵树，给虎一座山---――用人之道
44，你不理财，财不理你。45，不要同一个傻瓜争辩，否则别人会搞不清到底谁是傻瓜。
45，你可以先知先觉地领导产业，后知后觉地苦苦追赶，或不知不觉地被淘汰。
46，加班加点，废寝忘食有时很可能是不具备效率和工作能力的表现。
47，做父母是个专业性很强的职业，可大部分的父母未经任何培训就上岗了。
48，凡向鳄鱼池内投掷物品者，必须下池自己捡回―--―肯尼亚天然动物园告示。
49，当你想丢点什么的时候请想想，千万别丢脸--――成都垃圾箱，果皮箱上语。
50，凡是上了年纪的人，大多是反对的太多，商议的太久，行动的太迟，后悔的太早。
51，做生意的过程就是一个不断怂恿别人放松警惕，而自己保持高度警惕的过程。
52，打工者做工，小老板做事，中老板做市，大老板做势――你是哪一种？
53，成功是一种观念，致富是一种义务，快乐是一种权力。
54，聪明人能洞察事物未来的发展趋势。他们在发洪水之前养鸭，而不是养鸡。
55，两种人无药可救：一是不服从命令的人，二是惟命是从的人。
fill in the blanks....!!!!!Momo!
What would i do if:
1. u died:>laugh happy and clap my hands XD
2. u kissed me:>vomit non stop!
3. u lived next door to me:>tell you to become my maid!
4. u found out I was married:>i will ask:"do u wan to become my "second" wife?
5. u stole something:>call the police,plzzzz==
6. u was hospitalized:>i will ask:"not yet die right?"
7. u refused to leave my home:>then sleep on the floor!
8. u got into a fight while i were there:>watch the fight as a show!
What do i think about you:
9. Personality:>bad girl!
10. Eyes:>cat's eyes!
11. Hair:>look like a grape!
12. Family:>yea!!! i'm her brother from different mother!
Would i:
13. Help you hide a body?no~!why should i!
14. Keep a secret if you told me one?no!i will tell everyone!
15. Hold you hand?never ever!
16. Take a bullet for you?wat the heck?!
18. Try to solve your problems?non of my business~
19. Love you?no way!!!~
20. Date you?i won't!!!
Have i ever:
21. Lied to make you feel better?yes!
22. Wanted to kiss you?no!
23. Wanted to kill you?yes!whne the day you stole my psp go!
24. Broken your heart or hurt you emotionally?yes!i do it always!and i have no regrets with it!
25. Kept something important from you?yes!my dell!
26. Thought you were unbearably annoying?totally!
And more:
27. Who am i?kim sungmin
28. Are we friends?no!
29. When and how did we meet?i dun noe~
30. Describe you in three words:young,crazy and vain!
31. What was your first impression?bitch!
32. Do i still think that way about you now?no!
33. What reminds me of you?your naked picture!
34. If i could give you anything, what would it be?my underwear.
35. How well do i know you?i never knew you~
36. When’s the last time i saw you?9 hours ago~
37. Ever wanted to tell you something but couldn’t?get the hell out of my room!
38. Am i gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?i will show everyone!totally~
1. u died:>laugh happy and clap my hands XD
2. u kissed me:>vomit non stop!
3. u lived next door to me:>tell you to become my maid!
4. u found out I was married:>i will ask:"do u wan to become my "second" wife?
5. u stole something:>call the police,plzzzz==
6. u was hospitalized:>i will ask:"not yet die right?"
7. u refused to leave my home:>then sleep on the floor!
8. u got into a fight while i were there:>watch the fight as a show!
What do i think about you:
9. Personality:>bad girl!
10. Eyes:>cat's eyes!
11. Hair:>look like a grape!
12. Family:>yea!!! i'm her brother from different mother!
Would i:
13. Help you hide a body?no~!why should i!
14. Keep a secret if you told me one?no!i will tell everyone!
15. Hold you hand?never ever!
16. Take a bullet for you?wat the heck?!
18. Try to solve your problems?non of my business~
19. Love you?no way!!!~
20. Date you?i won't!!!
Have i ever:
21. Lied to make you feel better?yes!
22. Wanted to kiss you?no!
23. Wanted to kill you?yes!whne the day you stole my psp go!
24. Broken your heart or hurt you emotionally?yes!i do it always!and i have no regrets with it!
25. Kept something important from you?yes!my dell!
26. Thought you were unbearably annoying?totally!
And more:
27. Who am i?kim sungmin
28. Are we friends?no!
29. When and how did we meet?i dun noe~
30. Describe you in three words:young,crazy and vain!
31. What was your first impression?bitch!
32. Do i still think that way about you now?no!
33. What reminds me of you?your naked picture!
34. If i could give you anything, what would it be?my underwear.
35. How well do i know you?i never knew you~
36. When’s the last time i saw you?9 hours ago~
37. Ever wanted to tell you something but couldn’t?get the hell out of my room!
38. Am i gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?i will show everyone!totally~
Saturday, September 11, 2010
wise words and sage advice!
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. That is why I don't argue with a politician.
- The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
- We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
- If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
- Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without a sandwich, look out.
- Having sex is like playing poker. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
- War does not determine who is right – only who is left... left, oh ya they are the ones holding the protest signs.
- Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
- Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
- Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
- Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
- Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
- War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
- Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
- My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
- The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
- To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
- Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
- How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
- Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
- Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
- I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
- Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?
- I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
- Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
- Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
- Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
- Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
- Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
- Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
- The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
- Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
- Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
- He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
- A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
- Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
- I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
- I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
- Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
- Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
- I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
- Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
- I always take life with a grain of salt... plus a slice of lemon... and a shot of tequila.
- Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
- I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
- When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
- Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
- With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
- A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
- If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
- Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
- A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
- Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
- Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
- The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
- We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
- If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
- Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without a sandwich, look out.
- Having sex is like playing poker. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
- War does not determine who is right – only who is left... left, oh ya they are the ones holding the protest signs.
- Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
- Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
- Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
- Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
- Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
- War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
- Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
- My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
- The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
- To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
- Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
- How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
- Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
- Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
- I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
- Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?
- I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
- Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
- Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
- Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
- Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
- Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
- Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
- The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
- Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
- Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
- He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
- A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
- Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
- I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
- I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
- Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
- Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
- I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
- Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
- I always take life with a grain of salt... plus a slice of lemon... and a shot of tequila.
- Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
- I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
- When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
- Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
- With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
- A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
- If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
- Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
- A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
- Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
- Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
借我一辈子....
借你一辈子 借你我剩下的日子
答应过你的那些事 请你让我去证实
用你左手的无名指
借你我肩膀 借你温暖 借你美好的时光
借你胸膛 借你疯狂 借你放肆的飞翔
想不想永远留在这些
不用管永远到底有多长
我知道生命太短 所以不要犹豫了
如果你和我一样
时间就像陀螺般旋转 差点把我们的爱打乱
我不要再这样 我不要再流浪
我真的这麽想
这一次我看见了生命的答案
就藏在你身上 让我完整的一半
最甜蜜的负担
答应过你的那些事 让我去证实 对天使发誓
借我一辈子 借我你所有的日子
写下两个人的故事 用你左手的无名指
我不要再这样 真的不要再流浪
写下两个人的故事
我们都曾经在爱里迷失方向
以为独自生活就不会受伤不受伤
答应过你的那些事 请你让我去证实
用你左手的无名指
借你我肩膀 借你温暖 借你美好的时光
借你胸膛 借你疯狂 借你放肆的飞翔
想不想永远留在这些
不用管永远到底有多长
我知道生命太短 所以不要犹豫了
如果你和我一样
时间就像陀螺般旋转 差点把我们的爱打乱
我不要再这样 我不要再流浪
我真的这麽想
这一次我看见了生命的答案
就藏在你身上 让我完整的一半
最甜蜜的负担
答应过你的那些事 让我去证实 对天使发誓
借我一辈子 借我你所有的日子
写下两个人的故事 用你左手的无名指
我不要再这样 真的不要再流浪
写下两个人的故事
我们都曾经在爱里迷失方向
以为独自生活就不会受伤不受伤
我曾经把你错过 我不要把你错过
我认定你一定会是我 最美的结果
一个我 爱你的那些事请你让我去证实
给我一辈子 给你一辈子
写下我们所有的故事
我认定你一定会是我 最美的结果
一个我 爱你的那些事请你让我去证实
给我一辈子 给你一辈子
写下我们所有的故事
用我一辈子说...."我爱你"
看了看一个朋友的写作...满欣赏的...好不容易求到她,把她的文章拿来分享^^...
女生篇:
5岁的时候,我说我爱你.
你歪着脑袋,眨着水晶般的大眼睛,疑惑地问你:"什么意思啊?"
15岁的时候,我说我爱你.
你的脸红得像火烧般,头深深地低着,抓着裙子的你偷偷在笑.
20岁的时候,我说我爱你.
你把头靠在你肩膀,紧紧地梚着我的手臂,像是下一秒我就要消失一样.
25岁的时候,我说我爱你.
你把早餐放在桌上,跑过去捏了我鼻子说:"知道了!懒虫!该起来了!"
30岁的时候,我说我爱你.
你笑着说:"你呀~要是真的爱我,就别在下班后到处乱跑,还有别忘了我叫你买的菜!"
40岁的时候,我说我爱你.
你边收拾碗筷边面无表情的嘟着嘴,说:"知道了,知道了,快去给孩子们复习功课去吧."
50岁的时候,我说我爱你.
你打着毛线头也不抬,说:"真的吗?你心里是不是希望我早点死掉啊?"然后就"呵呵呵"地笑个不停.
60岁的时候,我说我爱你.
你笑着捶了你一拳:"死老头,孙子都长这么大了,还乱说话?"
70岁的时候,我说我爱你.
我们都坐在摇椅上,脸上带着老花眼镜.我们已经布满皱纹的手握在一起.
80岁的时候,你说你爱我.
我什么都没说,我睁着眼睛看着你...
那是我人生中最快乐的日子..
因为你终于有勇气说出了那句:"我.爱.你..."
女生篇:
5岁的时候,我说我爱你.
你歪着脑袋,眨着水晶般的大眼睛,疑惑地问你:"什么意思啊?"
15岁的时候,我说我爱你.
你的脸红得像火烧般,头深深地低着,抓着裙子的你偷偷在笑.
20岁的时候,我说我爱你.
你把头靠在你肩膀,紧紧地梚着我的手臂,像是下一秒我就要消失一样.
25岁的时候,我说我爱你.
你把早餐放在桌上,跑过去捏了我鼻子说:"知道了!懒虫!该起来了!"
30岁的时候,我说我爱你.
你笑着说:"你呀~要是真的爱我,就别在下班后到处乱跑,还有别忘了我叫你买的菜!"
40岁的时候,我说我爱你.
你边收拾碗筷边面无表情的嘟着嘴,说:"知道了,知道了,快去给孩子们复习功课去吧."
50岁的时候,我说我爱你.
你打着毛线头也不抬,说:"真的吗?你心里是不是希望我早点死掉啊?"然后就"呵呵呵"地笑个不停.
60岁的时候,我说我爱你.
你笑着捶了你一拳:"死老头,孙子都长这么大了,还乱说话?"
70岁的时候,我说我爱你.
我们都坐在摇椅上,脸上带着老花眼镜.我们已经布满皱纹的手握在一起.
80岁的时候,你说你爱我.
我什么都没说,我睁着眼睛看着你...
那是我人生中最快乐的日子..
因为你终于有勇气说出了那句:"我.爱.你..."
Thursday, September 9, 2010
i miss my BUDDY!
oh dear,
thanks for backstabbing all this while. I never really count how many people hated me but I know who loves me most.
I don't talk much with strangers because I am very insecure of myself.
Everything. that doesn't mean that I am conceited.
life is not easy.
it is not like i can move the mountains.
I am also a normal human being.
I am a tough bitch. no worries.
when I look into my life in serene.
I think I am a well behaved child in the family, an imperfect but loyal friend, I don't smoke but I drink ( a lil but i won't drunk easily) and I am tough.
i am sensitive but recently, i tried to just treat it as smoke. that it will fade.
being single makes me feel so wretched without someone to talk with. I know I have "FLAL"
but I feel less vulnerable when I tell stuff with strangers that doesn't know much about my background. that they won't be too biased or one-sided when giving me advices.
life recently has intrigued me to achieve the impossible.
they said smoking can destress.
maybe i should take a puff ...
i hate to live in my own shadow...
hope you will understand one day.
Saturday, September 4, 2010
kidnap my heart....RaNDomNeSs
Tagged! Tagged! Tagged! I am tagged!
Thanks Cathz! *meow*~
8 Random Facts Rules & regulations.
1) Each person tagged must post these rules.
2) They must post 8 random facts about themselves.
3) When I say random, I mean R-A-N-D-O-M.
4) You'll have to elaborate about the facts.
5) The blogger shall then tag 8 of their pitiful friends.
1) I like to scream.
Ahhh!! *high pitched dumb blonde*.I like to scream when I saw designer brands. Like D&G, Gucci or Prada .I like to scream too just to show my icky shimmering braces. I make sense okay. I like to screammmmm for randomness.
2) I like everything.I prefer saying "I like it". I like everything in my life. The randomness that I have in my life.
3) I eat a lot.
What savor the tunnel that channels food into your body? Food! Despite of the terrible moment having my orthodontic treatment.Food stuck between the bracket and tooth. Nothing stops me! Even the sharp razor end of the bracket! Food. I never say no too. I hate being labeled as invincible man due to my flimsy physical .Being the skeleton that is taller than my surroundings. So,I eat a lot!
4) I like to say cute and for me, everything is cute.
I like to say cute...Everything is cute.
5) I think Paris Hilton rocks.
I like Paris Hilton. 's like "So Hot!" I like her. She was in prison before.Her hair extension totally a high flying one. Love it. I wish to be teased by her. I tried her perfume. It's HOT. I am the one who actually to preach everyone among my gangs about Paris . When I talk like her, I feel like so HOT. She is my role model. I imitate her a lot. I like her voice. It's a bit cold at first but then you'll feel like "ouch, so hot". Yeah, the sensation!
I wish Joel can make more babies with Nicole Richie Next,I'll force Joel Madden to stop Nicole from working because someone need to feed Nicole. Then, I'll hire the most professional make up artist to transform me into Nicole. Ken Paves for the hair extension and Marie Claire's Body line for the slimming plan although I am thin not slim. I 'll be the next Nicole. I'll make my new name official. Nicole Peevish. And my big time will be shooting the new season of SIMPLE LIFE that girls like Cathz dying for. Paris ROX!
6) New names.
fish!duck!
7) I love to march.
I love to march. Marching is the thing I like most. Annoying rules and ugly uniform make me outshine myself. Such contrast. I like the coordination and the sound made by the silly shoes. Marching is uber cool that you'll get sunburn. Sunburn is just delightful.I makes you super nice that make your skin tone looks funny. Besides, your skin will peel off.New ones will grow.
8) Bags.
I love bags. Literally , I have more than 10 bags to fit into my closet. I like duffle bag and tote and I have two but I rarely use it. Not to forget messenger that I will get one soon to stuff my laptop. Bags are like one of the most useful item invented. I can fit in my mobile phone, scheduler, notebook!
Thanks Cathz! *meow*~
8 Random Facts Rules & regulations.
1) Each person tagged must post these rules.
2) They must post 8 random facts about themselves.
3) When I say random, I mean R-A-N-D-O-M.
4) You'll have to elaborate about the facts.
5) The blogger shall then tag 8 of their pitiful friends.
1) I like to scream.
Ahhh!! *high pitched dumb blonde*.I like to scream when I saw designer brands. Like D&G, Gucci or Prada .I like to scream too just to show my icky shimmering braces. I make sense okay. I like to screammmmm for randomness.
2) I like everything.I prefer saying "I like it". I like everything in my life. The randomness that I have in my life.
3) I eat a lot.
What savor the tunnel that channels food into your body? Food! Despite of the terrible moment having my orthodontic treatment.Food stuck between the bracket and tooth. Nothing stops me! Even the sharp razor end of the bracket! Food. I never say no too. I hate being labeled as invincible man due to my flimsy physical .Being the skeleton that is taller than my surroundings. So,I eat a lot!
4) I like to say cute and for me, everything is cute.
I like to say cute...Everything is cute.
5) I think Paris Hilton rocks.
I like Paris Hilton. 's like "So Hot!" I like her. She was in prison before.Her hair extension totally a high flying one. Love it. I wish to be teased by her. I tried her perfume. It's HOT. I am the one who actually to preach everyone among my gangs about Paris . When I talk like her, I feel like so HOT. She is my role model. I imitate her a lot. I like her voice. It's a bit cold at first but then you'll feel like "ouch, so hot". Yeah, the sensation!
I wish Joel can make more babies with Nicole Richie Next,I'll force Joel Madden to stop Nicole from working because someone need to feed Nicole. Then, I'll hire the most professional make up artist to transform me into Nicole. Ken Paves for the hair extension and Marie Claire's Body line for the slimming plan although I am thin not slim. I 'll be the next Nicole. I'll make my new name official. Nicole Peevish. And my big time will be shooting the new season of SIMPLE LIFE that girls like Cathz dying for. Paris ROX!
6) New names.
fish!duck!
7) I love to march.
I love to march. Marching is the thing I like most. Annoying rules and ugly uniform make me outshine myself. Such contrast. I like the coordination and the sound made by the silly shoes. Marching is uber cool that you'll get sunburn. Sunburn is just delightful.I makes you super nice that make your skin tone looks funny. Besides, your skin will peel off.New ones will grow.
8) Bags.
I love bags. Literally , I have more than 10 bags to fit into my closet. I like duffle bag and tote and I have two but I rarely use it. Not to forget messenger that I will get one soon to stuff my laptop. Bags are like one of the most useful item invented. I can fit in my mobile phone, scheduler, notebook!
Friday, September 3, 2010
my lecturer is a Wong Fei Hong!XD!
guess wat?!my lecturer is wong fei hong!geng neh~
sorry guys!i'm not trying to show off this fucking stuff,but this is kindda funnyXD!
and today i'm so guai,you know...
i'm sitting in front of my lecturer,i'm totally ngong!
he is teaching with an umbrella=.=
but luckily,he's damn nice!
he explain all the things to use in the class and suddenly~
my lecturer ask...
"where do you come from?"
"i come from hong kong,sir"
*stunt*
"i see,so do you understand wat am i saying?"
"yea,sir"
*stunt**stunt**stunt**stunt**stunt*
speechless again~strong wind blowing......
"do you guys say cantonese in hong kong?"
"ofcoz,sir,i'm hong kong ppl"(showing a big smile face to him)
"owww...ok..."the end~
.......................i'm totally sunt at there for a long time*hints*
wat the heck!ask annoying question,make funny with me,make me so du-lan!
i will fuck him after i went back home!
watcha i say:"have a fucking wet dream,sir!"
true~by ryan cabrera
I won't talk
I won't breathe
I won't move till you finally see
That you belong with me
You might think I don't look
But deep inside in the corner of my mind
I'm attatched to you
mmmm
I'm weak, it's true
Cause I'm afraid to know the answer
Do you want me too?
Cause my heart keeps falling faster
[chorus]
I've waited all my life to cross this line
To the only thing that's true
So I will not hide
It's time to try anything to be with you
All my life I've waited
This is true
You don't know what you do
Everytime you walk into the room
I'm afraid to move
I'm weak, it's true
I'm just scared to know the ending
Do you see me too?
Do you even know you met me?
[Chorus]
I've waited all my life to cross this line
To the only thing thats true
So I will not hide
It's time to try anything to be with you
All my life I've waited
This is true
I know when I go
I'll be on my way to you
The way that's true
[chorus]
I've waited all my life to cross this line
To the only thing thats true
So I will not hide
It's time to try anything to be with you
All my life I've waited
This is true
i like this song so much!try to hear this song at the top of my blog.plz comment~^^
I won't breathe
I won't move till you finally see
That you belong with me
You might think I don't look
But deep inside in the corner of my mind
I'm attatched to you
mmmm
I'm weak, it's true
Cause I'm afraid to know the answer
Do you want me too?
Cause my heart keeps falling faster
[chorus]
I've waited all my life to cross this line
To the only thing that's true
So I will not hide
It's time to try anything to be with you
All my life I've waited
This is true
You don't know what you do
Everytime you walk into the room
I'm afraid to move
I'm weak, it's true
I'm just scared to know the ending
Do you see me too?
Do you even know you met me?
[Chorus]
I've waited all my life to cross this line
To the only thing thats true
So I will not hide
It's time to try anything to be with you
All my life I've waited
This is true
I know when I go
I'll be on my way to you
The way that's true
[chorus]
I've waited all my life to cross this line
To the only thing thats true
So I will not hide
It's time to try anything to be with you
All my life I've waited
This is true
freaking HOT!
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| "fei lun hoi"hair!!! |
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| i even take picture walking on the stairs!fuck! |
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| am i look like a kid? |
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| i'm vain,holy bitches!!!! |
i didn't share too much about myself today to you guys!
sorry~i'm in a bad mood!
i'm moody!feel like wanna fuck!ewwww~grosss...
how am i today?holy hell!i won't told you about today!
so guys!guess wat!i just found a picture of Momo in her cellphone
she is naked!hell~
i fell like gonna ask her:"are you horny?"
i'm TIRED!
BYE!
&
NIGHT!
Do u ThinK tHAt I'm HOt?!
no~~~~~i can tell tat,i'm wild!rarw~
this time,it's for real!
I am not sure if this sounds right for me. I kinda like clubbing.
But I feel slightly guilty that I break my own age limit to go clubs. Well, rules are meant to be broken!
It was a sudden decision made on that night.Adon called Momo .Momo later offered us to join her. At first,I refuse to go. If I am not going Alex and King kong wouldn't be going too.Since Alex had his last paper for his final. WHY bother? Let's have some fun before fast approaching university life hits you flat!
We arrived at Bar Celona well dressed ...at that time the crowd has already filled up the place. We sat quite far to the dance floor. DJ on that night played quite a couple of Flo Rida , Rihanna and Lady Gaga's song. I was expecting Britney's circus tracks.
Chugged in beers and Tequilla. It was burning!! I must say that I am such a alcoholic bitch. I not that type of person who can get into the mood instantly. Momo,Adon and Alex were so high....eyes wide open!!!
Jasmine wasn't pleased with the environment there.Seriously, for first timer..if you are a lil conservative and hate staying in the fogs. Do not enter! You'll be crying to leave!
People dance in the state of euphoria, everyone forgets their identity shaking off the stress, steamy kisses, humping and dirty dancing with crotch wide open with strangers ( I HATE IT!) and everything you can imagine.
I saw high school girls in climbed up the stage dirty dancing on the pole...
Totally speechless.
But I enjoyed every moment on the dance floor.It was fun!
this time,it's for real!
I am not sure if this sounds right for me. I kinda like clubbing.
But I feel slightly guilty that I break my own age limit to go clubs. Well, rules are meant to be broken!
It was a sudden decision made on that night.Adon called Momo .Momo later offered us to join her. At first,I refuse to go. If I am not going Alex and King kong wouldn't be going too.Since Alex had his last paper for his final. WHY bother? Let's have some fun before fast approaching university life hits you flat!
We arrived at Bar Celona well dressed ...at that time the crowd has already filled up the place. We sat quite far to the dance floor. DJ on that night played quite a couple of Flo Rida , Rihanna and Lady Gaga's song. I was expecting Britney's circus tracks.
Chugged in beers and Tequilla. It was burning!! I must say that I am such a alcoholic bitch. I not that type of person who can get into the mood instantly. Momo,Adon and Alex were so high....eyes wide open!!!
Jasmine wasn't pleased with the environment there.Seriously, for first timer..if you are a lil conservative and hate staying in the fogs. Do not enter! You'll be crying to leave!
People dance in the state of euphoria, everyone forgets their identity shaking off the stress, steamy kisses, humping and dirty dancing with crotch wide open with strangers ( I HATE IT!) and everything you can imagine.
I saw high school girls in climbed up the stage dirty dancing on the pole...
Totally speechless.
But I enjoyed every moment on the dance floor.It was fun!
i need more books!gimme!~
I almost died at the roadside carrying all the textbooks from college back to my condo!
It is so heavy! I regretted being so "fuck" buying all the books today but I had a great bargain on these secondhand books.
Well, lectures and tutorials for these few days were good. Knew more friends. Too many of them that I could only remember a few significant ones. Not saying they are insignificant. It is just very hard to remember all names as everything bombarded in front of you all at once!I sat on front row of lectures today. It was scary.My seat was in front of the lecturer! Well, the 2 hours of lecture was jotting down notes and be a good student. Although I secretly yawned for a few times.
I wonder why people keep questioning about my hair. I was in a tutorial class for econs on Tuesday.Sheng Yeong whom I knew from Molympic asked me why do Hong kong people like me loves to have long fringe in front. I told him that we were not allowed to have long hair during high school so, we are now desperate to have a long thick fringe slapped on our face.
Today, Ms. Helen from my management tutorial was talking about a bunch of guys at the back who has their hair cut like Taiwanese boy band.She called them F4. Suddenly, she said , " and the guy who sit in front of them! ". Apparently, that's me! Both me and Momo just sat on our own desk when we were asked to mingle around. Well, we were waiting people to introduce themselves to us.
And we end up joining different groups because everyone walked around and they formed their own group! She joined the CHINA group and I joined F4.
I was a bit sour because I shouted in the class that I am not belonged to F4 and I want to go SOLO! This must be holy SHIT! Same thing goes to Momo who insisted that she don't wanna join the China girl in spring dress. HAHA!
So much for the week, I still have 2 tutorials to attend.Will be meeting more people !
P/S: The picture I use above is weird! Shit her.
wat about yin and yang?
I think I am jinxed!
Can it be the people or things around me that have caused the imbalance of the Yin and Yang?
I had a terrible week. Worst week of April and bad beginnings for May.
First, it was the Statistic and Binomial test. I screwed the Binomial questions because I do not have enough time to finish the last part that cost me 4 marks!.
I missed the shuttle bus on Friday.
I missed the Mathematic class at 8.30am. I woke up at 8am. I stared at the clock, my eyelids were heavy and I closed my eyes. The next time I open my eyes, FucK! It's 9am already!
I took bus to Subang Parade and I took the wrong bus back to college.I ended up at USJ8 and I took another bus back to college.
Clinique booth ran out of stock! The sales girl told me to come back next week. I went to college ,Clinique counter. NO stock too! She told me that my face was "flat" and she wouldn't give me the Anti blemish solution because I have "INSUFFICIENT PIMPLES".
Yea,I don't have breakouts lately. Nevermind,I'll try my luck next week.
I went to gym.Gave the card to the reception guy to swap it. He looked at me and said " Your membership is expired". I am stunned and I replied " What? Expired?"
He quickly turn off his serious face and told me " I'm joking"
FUCK YOU! Damn,people is in the middle of DU-LAN-ness still wanna joke joke there.You think funny ar! Spoil my workout.I end up doing several sets of push up . wat the fuck.......
The most unlucky thing is not having my friends to celebrate my birthday tomorrow!
They went back to "wan zei" because they are running out of chlorophyll .Their green pigments are running wild!
Can it be the people or things around me that have caused the imbalance of the Yin and Yang?
I had a terrible week. Worst week of April and bad beginnings for May.
First, it was the Statistic and Binomial test. I screwed the Binomial questions because I do not have enough time to finish the last part that cost me 4 marks!.
I missed the shuttle bus on Friday.
I missed the Mathematic class at 8.30am. I woke up at 8am. I stared at the clock, my eyelids were heavy and I closed my eyes. The next time I open my eyes, FucK! It's 9am already!
I took bus to Subang Parade and I took the wrong bus back to college.I ended up at USJ8 and I took another bus back to college.
Clinique booth ran out of stock! The sales girl told me to come back next week. I went to college ,Clinique counter. NO stock too! She told me that my face was "flat" and she wouldn't give me the Anti blemish solution because I have "INSUFFICIENT PIMPLES".
Yea,I don't have breakouts lately. Nevermind,I'll try my luck next week.
He quickly turn off his serious face and told me " I'm joking"
FUCK YOU! Damn,people is in the middle of DU-LAN-ness still wanna joke joke there.You think funny ar! Spoil my workout.I end up doing several sets of push up . wat the fuck.......
The most unlucky thing is not having my friends to celebrate my birthday tomorrow!
They went back to "wan zei" because they are running out of chlorophyll .Their green pigments are running wild!
y'all!!!!!!fuck!
Post workout
I wonder why my muscle went like a deflated balloon after the workout?
It is actually smaller after 3 hours later!
There is a LOREAl looking for hot chic and hunk going on in my college.
Personally,I neglected to join because...Loreal.It is about skin products!
They are looking for the ambassadors! Get real! I still have
unattended zits waiting for me to pinch! And I don't think any of the photographers are willing
to photoshopped my moon face.
Secondly,I am not chunky as in fit.I am still working it. Probably another 2 years.
You'll see Brad Loi walking around the collegewith huge pairs of arms and salivating abs.
WoooHoo.I can't wait!
Girls fantasizing and guys agonizing on my lean physique.
I need serious gym buddy!
Lately,I have found some friends who loves football. Taiping people love football! Frankly,I want to play basketball ,I'll get them involved since my ex roommate left us a basketball.
I wish I can swim here.In fact, I'll jump into the pool right after I got myself a goggle
It is way too expensive!
I am so sick of the fact that my juniors are actually taller than me.I drink milk 2 times a day to boost my calcium and protein intake. I am tired of my limpy and short statue.
Today,there was a girl in my class today shouted "Maybe they are horny!" during Jinn's oral presentation.
Well, it is really tough for me in this Semester. Almost all the students in my english class are competitive, super curious and very BANANA! I am not prepared for it!
I wonder why my muscle went like a deflated balloon after the workout?
It is actually smaller after 3 hours later!
There is a LOREAl looking for hot chic and hunk going on in my college.
Personally,I neglected to join because...Loreal.It is about skin products!
They are looking for the ambassadors! Get real! I still have
unattended zits waiting for me to pinch! And I don't think any of the photographers are willing
to photoshopped my moon face.
Secondly,I am not chunky as in fit.I am still working it. Probably another 2 years.
You'll see Brad Loi walking around the collegewith huge pairs of arms and salivating abs.
WoooHoo.I can't wait!
Girls fantasizing and guys agonizing on my lean physique.
I need serious gym buddy!
Lately,I have found some friends who loves football. Taiping people love football! Frankly,I want to play basketball ,I'll get them involved since my ex roommate left us a basketball.
I wish I can swim here.In fact, I'll jump into the pool right after I got myself a goggle
It is way too expensive!
I am so sick of the fact that my juniors are actually taller than me.I drink milk 2 times a day to boost my calcium and protein intake. I am tired of my limpy and short statue.
Today,there was a girl in my class today shouted "Maybe they are horny!" during Jinn's oral presentation.
Well, it is really tough for me in this Semester. Almost all the students in my english class are competitive, super curious and very BANANA! I am not prepared for it!
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| bitches!cool down~how about have a wet dream tonight? |
Lala head~
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| Traumatized |
I just love this picture a lot.
It's like the older days. Went to school to take exam.Thought I could spend 30 minutes sleeping.
End up finishing it 15 minutes before the bell rings.
In school,I took up not more than 15 minutes to finish the paper.
As well as the others....and we spend maybe another 15 minutes checking the answer.
And we take a cat nap for 30 minutes.
Slam a big cat poo to the person who set this questions. They gave us such a bombastic long paragraph and asked us 1 questions.
What's the big deal...
make me so DU-LAN.
-LAN-ness.
They are freaky.Okay, Momo invited me to use Facebook. Said to the Hottest Social Network in the globe.
Okay, I joined and I added many friends that I know.
Today,they came and scolded me. What the *fart!
"Hey, you added 30 friends in just 2 hours?! You know what? You are so cheap! You even added her***. You degraded Facebook just like Friendster"
"Oh my god. You are such a Lala"
I was like.So offended. These bitches made me go speechless!
Well, tonight.I deleted 5 friends from Facebook.Who are not named in my brain.
*get you registration form~*
Well,just 5 of them and they said I hijacked like all their friends.
So "gee po"!
I checked my Facebook account again. I've got 46 friends.
I wonder what are they going to talk about again.
But they are my BFF.
We compared our identity cards.
So, we are still friends^^.
They should make a clean breast of it!
Although they are no good in breast.
Anyway, I got addicted. I am so sam-pah! So embarrasing~
i want to say.....Kim yan tong.
Hey, what a day! Went to gym today.Getting skinnier after the final exam.Sleep till afternoon.Skipping meals. Drawing deeper dark circles from the sleep deprived.What a life!
Called my best buddy tonight. Something to ponder about...I haven't call her for a long time.She told me how much she miss using vulgar language with me. She has been restricted. Poor girl.
She told me how much I have changed and literary I haven't felt much changes in me except that my social networks are branching well.
Somehow I felt shameless tonight. I wrote something in Facebook that has caused misunderstood between my relationship and my hometown friends. I said , I think I have been replaced from the circle of friendship ever since I left the town. You guys don't want me anymore... Hey,don't blame me for writing something like that! I was repulsed by the haggard changes ! I was so deceived by something bad that go in my way.What would you feel when the gang that you used to hang out with and there are new members and you have not been informed about?
Frankly,it felt like chugging old wine into your throat. Gosh, those sharp taste!
I know I am childish for causing all these problem.
I frightened the newcomers as well. They felt sorry I guess. I used to despise you but I learn to forgive and forget. I apologized for all the childish act.
Shameless!!
I had almost the whole jug of beer. Shit ,I have transformed into an Alcoholic Bitch!
I think I will end up going to club before 21. Sounds wrong!
2 hours ago, Alex helped me to move all my belongings to my new unit. The new room is big. They were excited about it and they kept bugging me to go to my new room again. Why? Because there was a girl lying on the other side of the room. They reckoned that she was naked.
1 hour ago,the taxi driver called me. Gosh,he arrived 30 minutes earlier!
Say bye bye everyone in the house.
Now, flashing through Ted Baker and Zara's latest collection. Get updated of what is going to be in vogue for men this season. HAHA! I was told that my fashion sense turned into havoc! Bitch please, I didn't say that I have good fashion sense!
Btw, I was frustrated with Coffee Bean. They don't have Ice Blended Frappucino Expresso!
So, ended up having hot double shot Expresso.
I miss beer! Sounds terribly wrong!
I miss milk... :-)
young AGAIN!...
Frankly, I am always feel kinda lost when I feel like creating a post for my blog. I rather go designing a new layout rather than thinking what to write on it.
I am going to warn myself from now on. Warn myself not to read other people's blog before posting anything in your own blog. What can I say? I always practice this and I end up having something common in my own blog. Even worst, when the topic that they are blogging are so alluring and I feel like copying. An hour ago,I read Jimmy,Momo,Jasmine's blog.
Jimmy's blog is full of photos..
Momo's blog is simple and
Jasmine,I like yours best.
Every time, when I look back at my blog post. Most of them are so meaningless.
Okay, I stopped humiliating and insulting my rivals which I did it last time in my Friendster Blog. Technically, I don't really agree with Jasmine. It's nothing wrong to blog like talking bad about your enemy or rival like what Varen did last time. For me, it's perfectly fine. No big deal.
In this post,
confession to Momo. I know you feel that I am a bit odd and cool to you.
confession to Jasmine. I am sorry, I shouldn't have let my past sentenced on you guys.
confession to Jimmy. I know something I make you felt discomfort.
confession to Varen. I don't hate you but I really you as we have so alike.
confession to Bobby.Sorry for the middle finger that I pointed on you .
confession to Sunny. I shouldn't have bad thought on you.
confession to Vaness. You are a great friend.
confession to Donald. I have nothing to say.
confession to Ah low. You are changing too much. I like the old you.
confession to Bryan. I noticed that we are friends again.
confession to Brandon. We hate each others. My bad. I am the one who starts the controversy but I still hate you no matter what. You are the reason why I felt so despise with everyone and having a feeling hatred over everyone in the class.
and condolence to Kim yan tong. I will always remember August 8, 2004. No matter where are you now. Friends Forever...
i will miss you in my heart forever and ever....and the way you leave me alone...
if i'm beside you tat time,you don't have to suffering like that....my bad.fuck!
i never think tat you will leave me like tat.
drop me by the road under the rain!
i will slap your head and cry...i will cry!i really do!
cause you left me behind,u never brought me to your place.
rest in peace,friend.....
Called my best buddy tonight. Something to ponder about...I haven't call her for a long time.She told me how much she miss using vulgar language with me. She has been restricted. Poor girl.
She told me how much I have changed and literary I haven't felt much changes in me except that my social networks are branching well.
Somehow I felt shameless tonight. I wrote something in Facebook that has caused misunderstood between my relationship and my hometown friends. I said , I think I have been replaced from the circle of friendship ever since I left the town. You guys don't want me anymore... Hey,don't blame me for writing something like that! I was repulsed by the haggard changes ! I was so deceived by something bad that go in my way.What would you feel when the gang that you used to hang out with and there are new members and you have not been informed about?
Frankly,it felt like chugging old wine into your throat. Gosh, those sharp taste!
I know I am childish for causing all these problem.
I frightened the newcomers as well. They felt sorry I guess. I used to despise you but I learn to forgive and forget. I apologized for all the childish act.
Shameless!!
I had almost the whole jug of beer. Shit ,I have transformed into an Alcoholic Bitch!
I think I will end up going to club before 21. Sounds wrong!
2 hours ago, Alex helped me to move all my belongings to my new unit. The new room is big. They were excited about it and they kept bugging me to go to my new room again. Why? Because there was a girl lying on the other side of the room. They reckoned that she was naked.
1 hour ago,the taxi driver called me. Gosh,he arrived 30 minutes earlier!
Say bye bye everyone in the house.
Now, flashing through Ted Baker and Zara's latest collection. Get updated of what is going to be in vogue for men this season. HAHA! I was told that my fashion sense turned into havoc! Bitch please, I didn't say that I have good fashion sense!
Btw, I was frustrated with Coffee Bean. They don't have Ice Blended Frappucino Expresso!
So, ended up having hot double shot Expresso.
I miss beer! Sounds terribly wrong!
I miss milk... :-)
 | ||||
| fake bitch moving out tomorrow. start working junior bitch and bitch wannabes! don't make me spank you guys! |
young AGAIN!...
Frankly, I am always feel kinda lost when I feel like creating a post for my blog. I rather go designing a new layout rather than thinking what to write on it.
I am going to warn myself from now on. Warn myself not to read other people's blog before posting anything in your own blog. What can I say? I always practice this and I end up having something common in my own blog. Even worst, when the topic that they are blogging are so alluring and I feel like copying. An hour ago,I read Jimmy,Momo,Jasmine's blog.
Jimmy's blog is full of photos..
Momo's blog is simple and
Jasmine,I like yours best.
Every time, when I look back at my blog post. Most of them are so meaningless.
Okay, I stopped humiliating and insulting my rivals which I did it last time in my Friendster Blog. Technically, I don't really agree with Jasmine. It's nothing wrong to blog like talking bad about your enemy or rival like what Varen did last time. For me, it's perfectly fine. No big deal.
In this post,
confession to Momo. I know you feel that I am a bit odd and cool to you.
confession to Jasmine. I am sorry, I shouldn't have let my past sentenced on you guys.
confession to Jimmy. I know something I make you felt discomfort.
confession to Varen. I don't hate you but I really you as we have so alike.
confession to Bobby.Sorry for the middle finger that I pointed on you .
confession to Sunny. I shouldn't have bad thought on you.
confession to Vaness. You are a great friend.
confession to Donald. I have nothing to say.
confession to Ah low. You are changing too much. I like the old you.
confession to Bryan. I noticed that we are friends again.
confession to Brandon. We hate each others. My bad. I am the one who starts the controversy but I still hate you no matter what. You are the reason why I felt so despise with everyone and having a feeling hatred over everyone in the class.
and condolence to Kim yan tong. I will always remember August 8, 2004. No matter where are you now. Friends Forever...
i will miss you in my heart forever and ever....and the way you leave me alone...
if i'm beside you tat time,you don't have to suffering like that....my bad.fuck!
i never think tat you will leave me like tat.
drop me by the road under the rain!
i will slap your head and cry...i will cry!i really do!
cause you left me behind,u never brought me to your place.
rest in peace,friend.....
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Popfiction!!!
Since I am too lazy to blog about the happenings for the past two weeks.
Inspires me nothing.Not even, after I watched Popfiction which featured Paris Hilton driving a shaman shopping with her in Tinseltown. Her new fringe made me go round and round.I wonder if Momo can get something like that. I bet the whole block of male colleagues with flood the hall to look at her. Swarmed by fans. hahaha. Imagine, queen bee!sexy bitch!
*tooot*
Since it was Momo's will.She labelled me "my favorite baby in this whole wide world". Goodness, please don't treat me like your very own CVC.
I'll tag!
I blogged like a drag queen.
I feel like shouting!aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
i like everything ramdomless~i like to say tat I'm FREAKING cute.
Inspires me nothing.Not even, after I watched Popfiction which featured Paris Hilton driving a shaman shopping with her in Tinseltown. Her new fringe made me go round and round.I wonder if Momo can get something like that. I bet the whole block of male colleagues with flood the hall to look at her. Swarmed by fans. hahaha. Imagine, queen bee!sexy bitch!
*tooot*
Since it was Momo's will.She labelled me "my favorite baby in this whole wide world". Goodness, please don't treat me like your very own CVC.
I'll tag!
- Real Name : kim sung min * I don't really mind my friends calling me "key key"*
- Nickname :key key ( Momo &ah Su, since we are trio in college with the most foul languages ), Su Zai (internet pals ), kim Zhi Bet (people who thinks they are really closed with me) , kay (church youths) , key ( Fish and the gang ), baby (yeoh ) and ah min arrrr (my mom).
- Married : I am in a relationship
- Male or Female : Male
- High School : Next plz~~~
- College : ______________ College
- Short or Long Hair : Short. I haven't trim it since January and it looks extremely bushy! I want to have 宇豪's hairstyle after watching his Piano war with Jay from my pirated Jay world tour dvd.
- Are you a health freak : Yes. I have the perfect body mass for an international modeling career.
- Height : I am tall. 184cm. You are telling me that I am not tall? Although it's far from the international modeling standard.Phew...
- Do you have a crush on someone :Yes. My first crush is a girl who is 4 years older than me.
- Do you like yourself : Yes. Because I am a bit talented and I am good in anything I do. Except add maths and physics
- Piercings : No. Not chio
- First Surgery : My nose job.
- First piercing(s) : I don't have unnecessary holes in my body.
- First Person You See in The Morning : My mom .
- First Award : Ok, consider me showing off with my achievements. I received a mere amount of awards and I can't count it out. But the most "fucking" award I received was my result. I had the 1st straight As" in my life .
- First Sport You Join In : Badminton which was the last sport I did until now.
- First Pet : Fish. I hate fish.I had rabbit before which dead bitten by a dog. Currently I have 6 cats. All with the average weight of 7-8kg.
- First Vacation : I don't remember any. But the furthest I went was london last year.
- First Concert : Last year, at hong kong. It was the worst nightmare. But I watched Gary and Justin performed! Have you?
- First Crush : Any problem with this questionnaire? I answered it in the 10th question.
- Eating : I love duck. Give me pork. The intestines, liver, pig's skin, tongue, tail and their forehead skin. They are good when cooked in Bak Kut Teh soup! Catherina can't have em.
- Drinking : Apple vinegar. It's good for your liver.I am drinking water la. There is too much water! 70% of the earth natural resource but why do I have to pay for it!
- I'm about to : Ask the person who made this tag. I wonder why he/she wanted to know so many personal things about me.
- Want kids : I hate kids. I will never have a chance to visit the Chersire Home
- Want to Get Married : ?
- Careers in Mind : Own a very fashion magazine that beats Harpers Bazaar. I want to be the chief editor. Omg, Devil Wears Prada dillema!ewwwww.
- Lips or Eyes :Lips. I have thick and plump lips.Wanna try?
- Hugs or Kisses : Kisses!
- Shorter or Taller : Taller
- Romantic or Spontaneous : Spontaneous
- Sensitive or Loud : I am loud. I don't care if people around me get annoyed.That is my personality.
- Trouble Maker or Hesitant : Trouble Maker.I never miss a chance to make someone angry, provoking sensitive issue in the class, pissing off everyone in the group, boycott someone who I don't like; team up people to boycott him/her as well.
- Kissed a stranger : I never mind.
- Drank bubbles : Burp.
- Lost glasses/ contacts : I have healthy eyesights!
- Ran Away From Home : When Paris is coming to Hong kong for to promote her latest perfume.
- Liked someone younger : No, they are lala's to me with ugly cam whoring skills.
- Liked someone older : Literary.
- Broken someone's heart : Never
- Been arrested : Yes! By Mr.G. I hate him to the core. I would open a fucking stall selling beef soup in front of his house. I'll even slaughter a cow in front of his house if it's lawful.
- Cried when someone died : Yea, my grandpa who passed away 2 years ago.
- Liked a friend : Yes, grace yu when I am in primary school. I confessed when I am in standard 1. So pai seh.
- Yourself : Nice
- Miracles : When I am in Christian family and follow God.
- Heaven : I don't know.
- Santa Claus : I saw Santa in Mid Valley last year and I saw elves in my college. They are nice.
- Magic : Dark arts.
- Angels : Naked
- Is there one person you want to be with right now : Paris Hilton.
- Do you believe in God : Yes, Jesus!
- Tag : Anyone who thinks it's okay to expose your inner self.
I blogged like a drag queen.
I feel like shouting!aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
i like everything ramdomless~i like to say tat I'm FREAKING cute.
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